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Holodeck 4

from Sick Bay by The Beverly Crushers

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle romps aside, what was the holodeck really for?

lyrics

Stardate, last night
When I walked into your quarters
My pants got tight
They say you’re perfect
No man can withstand you
But you know my only wish
Is to be your commander

So I sit down next to you
I know you think I’m sexy too
I slide through your Jefferies tubes
And explore your hull
Come on baby don’t be afraid
Because you know I can last for days
Open up your cargo bays
Welcome your crewman home

I can see your legs are shaking baby
But my body’s set to stun
And I may not be your first officer honey
But I’ll be your number one

And if you want more
I’ll be in Holodeck 4

First officer’s log, supplemental
Just tell me how you like it
Is it rough or gentle
I’ve got a probe prepared for you
That will do the trick
It’s only class 5 baby
But it’s nice and thick

I know you want to get close to me
Drop your shields, give an opening
This is how it’s supposed to be
There ain’t nothing to fear
Come on baby let’s make it real
I’ll replicate your favorite meal
Give in to my sex appeal
And get lost in my beard

credits

from Sick Bay, released July 3, 2020
written by T. Monaghan

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Our continuing mission: to craft songs in homage to Star Trek: The Next Generation, from the perspective of Next Gen characters, to immortalize their lives and their struggles, to boldly reference what is even upon recent re-watching an amazing television program. ... more

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